Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
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perdix 31
Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.
DGross 8
Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved
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Comments (167)
MidgetMonster 0
ydi for having sex with a scum bag after he dumped you. what a tool you are
snowking_fml 0
u r hot
amazinggbaby 2
She obviously still liked him and he made her think there was a possibilty of getting back together, of coarse she took the opportunity. She definately does not deserve to get robbed and emotionally hurt because she fell for a guy she had a relationship with a few days before.
MadaZer0 8
Agreed~ Girls like the OP would do anything to get their loves back. So they are easy to manipulate >.> Getting used like that is pathetic because you have no will power? He not only got your cash and laptop but he also got sex! Wtf you gave it to him OP so YDI
iloveloosy12 0
sad! but sexy:) fyl and you don't deserve it
limegreenpoopie 31
D:
fisheatsbear 6
lol
vansbabe66 0
damn havnt u heard fool me once shame on u fool me twice shame on me? geeze .. u better get your sh
fisheatsbear 6
but it was only once. now if she did it again...
DGross 8
Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved
col535 0
also, brake his tv, destroy his car THEN kick him where it hurts,twice. one to wake him up, one while he's awake.
perdix 31
Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.
DGross 8
aaaooww ... signature Jackson scream...
WhatANoob 0
LOL
HoesInaBox 0
LOL @ 32's Tarzan yell! :)
beer01 0
tan tan tan nan nan tan ....
ringmybell_fml 0
no words can fully describe the awesome of perdix' comment. *applause and tears of joy*
lajaynay 15
lmao at 24. it fits perfectly.
lolorly 0
That's my name! That's my theme song! :0.... It was her doom!
perdix 31
lolorly, aka, Annie, I'm going to ask you one last time, and we all want to hear an answer. I'm not going to ask again because I've asked a thousand times and haven't got a straight answer from you yet. So, for the last time: Are you OK?
lolorly 0
I love you. I am asked that question a lot; however, since I enjoy being asked, I never like to give a satisfactory answer. But, since you're you, I will give you this: I AM okay.
perdix 31
I'm so pleased to hear that, Annie, aka lolorly--we were so worried about you. Now, I can get that song out of my head. Time to go, so I guess I'll just Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to be defeated... Ugh, new soundtrack in my head.
stinkytruck 0
you know you liked it. quit complaining.
gunta 0
Well that's... gay
MadeOfAwesome 1
Actually, it was a heterosexual relationship.
Olympian94 0
gunta, WTF is with your picture? THAT'S a gay picture. XD
mezsed 0
lol i agree with #79
nomnommonster 0
oh jeez. ydi for actually believing all the words that spewed out of his mouth.
sweeteen16 0
damn