Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
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maxson_fml 0
As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.
heavyop 0
And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI
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Comments (241)
countrygal926 0
To be fair, not all basketball games are inside. Just saying.
random6x7 0
To the guys who think that women are all hypocritical: There's a huge difference between a quick, appreciative glance and staring at a woman's boobs for several minutes! Seriously! It's not that hard to figure out.
TimeTruthHearts 0
All your fault for staring like a pervert!
666midnight 0
Stupid pervert, go get laid lol
thisishilarious 0
aviators son, youll learn someday. and @ 86 just cuz hes staring at her **** doesnt mean he needs to get laid, he just like nice ****. like most men
shadow_child 0
YDI for not buying polarized sunglasses.
iamspartacus2 0
#18, the OP and #17 are badasses. God this story reminds me of last spring break. That was a good week.
dang_fml 0
you're an idiot
iamspartacus2 0
#36, life always sucks for because you are a neo-feminazi bitch, and as such no man will ever tolerate your stupidity long enough to get you laid. #26, that's pretty rich.
lmmmr 0
wow #92, you sure know a lot about #36 by the one word she posted.