Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
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maxson_fml 0
As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.
heavyop 0
And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI
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FoundManyLemons 0
What #1 and #90, and #84 said. Nothing wrong with looking, but if some dude was STARING at your junk, it'd freak you out, right? YDI.
neverland_fml 0
Pig. Go to hell.
heyyou1203 0
#28 and 57, and every other creeper/perv here What do most men wear on a daily basis? baggy pants and T-shirt. What sort of options do women have for clothing? Tight fitting. We live in a society where the fashion is such that women's bodies are supposed to be made for display. low cut shirt or not, men will still stare at a woman's breasts. and just because you don't "like" the term objectifying, that's exactly what you're doing if you stare at a woman's breasts... treating them (and her) as an object that deserves to be stared at. excuse us "feminazis" for trying to be treated like equals in a patriarchal society. I do love seeing men squirm and throw out insults to women who try to defend themselves. Intimidated much? :-) You're just weak if you can't accept 1/2 the population as your equal.
jamblasticus 0
You know, the girls in **** would never look at you disgusted. You should just stick to whacking off in your parent's basement.
mrhahn530 0
worth it...
pltcllyincorrect 0
What the hell? As soon as I read "stared at her breasts," I was like YDI. You don't ever hear of women staring at guys' asses, (or at least, very very rarely,) but I always hear about guys staring at women's breasts. What's with that? What are you? An ape? Do you even stand on four legs? Or am I too evolved there for you?
mcsnelly 5
#96-totally right! You guys calling others "feminazis" obviously have no idea what feminism even is.
lmmmr 0
#100, Unfortunately, most women don't even know what feminism is. They associate it with bra burning and man-hating, just like ignorant males do. Theres nothing more disgusting to me than a female offering the disclaimer "I'm not a feminist, but..." If only people of all genders would educate themselves. It's about equality and respect, for everyone around you.
mrhahn530 0
Ignorant males? How about EVERY single feminist woman i've met has preached that women are superior to men in all things, etc. In fact I can't think of the last time i had a discussion with a woman who strongly believed we were equal. most of the time its all IGNORANT remarks about all the things men can't do. I make my assumptions based on personal experience. And my personal experience is that most feminist are as sexist as the men they hate.
mrhahn530 0
Ignorant males? How about EVERY single feminist woman i've met has preached that women are superior to men in all things, etc. In fact I can't think of the last time i had a discussion with a woman who strongly believed we were equal. most of the time its all IGNORANT remarks about all the things men can't do. I make my assumptions based on personal experience. And my personal experience is that most feminist are as sexist as the men they hate.