Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was, "Is it hot?" FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
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YoungMalcolmX 13
Just hope he isn't giving you a less than subtle hint and legitimately sent you the wrong file.
MaltWarrior 32
Just say you never got the file and he needs to resend it. Everyone has a kink, no need to be scared of him for it.
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Comments (73)
worldclassrager 41
Everyone has a strange fetish you now know his
Jord_Fox 14
You work at playboy?
TMWhisp 22
More like Playgirl.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Plot twist : Today, instead of the folder of BDSM **** my husband was supposed to send me to get me horny for kinky anniversary sex, I was sent some boring report. FML
TheLynx_fml 20
I think in a few days we'll see an fml that goes something like this, "I was in a rush to go on my anniversary with my wife but in my rush to send the file to the person who was taking over I accidentally sent him fetish **** fml."
trellz17 19
He knows he ****** up.
sighlifeman 12
sounds more of his fml, could be a mistake
interesting33 37
Pretend it didn't open so he will hopefully send the right file and not be embarrassed?
CharlieM78 9
Ask ask ask. If you don't ask for the correct file you can't help your co worker by doing what you said you would do. It's bad enough he'll be embarrassed about the file he doesn't need to get in trouble for not finishing the project when you said you would help him.
Xion0014 20
You do realize your coworker also wrote an FML in the moderation section, he's too scared to contact you too.
Toniii94 9
I just saw it too!
TheLadyOpal 30
That's probably not really him, though. Just someone who thought the other side of the story would make for a good submission.
tarlax 11
Yeah I'm 100% sure it's not actually a jackass that read this FML and tried to post a reverse FML in an attempt to be funny... Edit: beaten to it.
satt8404 11
Not the kind of submission you were expecting?
greeneyedx 23
Why doesn't this have more thumbs up?! XD