Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was, "Is it hot?" FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
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Top comments
YoungMalcolmX 13
Just hope he isn't giving you a less than subtle hint and legitimately sent you the wrong file.
MaltWarrior 32
Just say you never got the file and he needs to resend it. Everyone has a kink, no need to be scared of him for it.
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Comments (73)
WOTAN1488 24
**** the both of your lives.
soulxreaperx356 9
report it to hr possibly?
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Eh, I wouldn't go that far, this soon, as it could have very well been an accident, if he does it again, after OP asks for him to resend the file, then yes.
benedictjongoh 10
you can just reply; very funny haha, now send me the correct file.
sybe112 14
just be like umm.. you send me the wrong file... it's like 100 times worse for him..
moo77_fml 20
Maybe his hoping for you to be dominant lol
elcee1987 18
Well at least you now know who the office pushover is.
Jryan952015 7
I think he's trying to tell you something. Someone's got a crush on you
ApologyKick 25
After all reports can get very boring. He just wanted to spice up your workday.
Bex98 6
Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year, when I was sixteen years old. I was broke as hell and almost agreed, until his wife showed up and he pretended he never talked to me XD
NonoMeow 18
Really? Posting this on two different FMLs?
amanda182 19
Just act like you didn't receive anything, and ask them to sent the file. A lot of people have weird fetishes, it's nothing to be scared about.