Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom came in my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Out of pure instinct, from hours of doing this to my girlfriend in this exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother-son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go" before I let her leave. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
mzrobinson 13
Your mom kisses you on the lips? O.O
mydadpulledout 17
Freudian slip! Just with actions, a bit more creepy.
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Comments (69)
dantee2005 33
Creepy + weird + awkward What's the word I am looking for?
Caitie_kid 8
Crawkwierd?
mzrobinson 13
Awkweirpy.
flockz 20
Weepyward.
hikari669 15
Horrific?
vanity113 9
Weircreepard!!!
okaydisarray 17
You're all wrong. It's creikward.
Nunaetsuko 13
it's Crweiward buddy
RedPillSucks 33
thesaurus nazi?
strawberrywine22 30
Hate to say it, but maybe it's time to cut out the goodnight kisses from mommy, especially if you kiss her on the mouth. I know a lot of small children who do, but it's kind of weird when older kids do it.
SammyS2012 21
I still do it. Thats just how close family members greet/say bye in some countries
kimmixoo 6
I'm sure you don't kiss her goodnight EVERY night... I understand saying hello or goodbye with a kiss. Not every night.
kimmixoo 6
I think o misread the post I thought he was saying she was kissing him goodnight ... whoops!!
UnluckyGenius 21
I am a mother lover, your a mother lover, we should- each others mothers.
grayeyedmarine 14
can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family
ghil15 8
dont tell me you got a boner?!!...
Accept 11
I doubt OP got a boner.. It's a FML on his part for a reason.. Read the FML more clearly before commenting. It'll save you down votes next time.
soullyfe 33
Not sure what's really worse here, the fact she had to tell you to 'let go' or the fact she allowed it to go on that long without pulling back... Unless, you were holding her in place. Then, extra awkward.
hikari669 15
Hahahahahahah
Obey_StudBoii 23
That's taking incest to a whole new level.
worldclassrager 41
Well I guess that's one way to show how much you love your mom...
PeachiePrincess 16
Wow...that's a little embarrassing. Hopefully, she'll just brush it off as an accident.