Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom came in my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Out of pure instinct, from hours of doing this to my girlfriend in this exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother-son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go" before I let her leave. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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mzrobinson 13
Your mom kisses you on the lips? O.O
mydadpulledout 17
Freudian slip! Just with actions, a bit more creepy.
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Comments (69)
insanez58 11
this is all sorts of wrong
SonyIsGod 13
To all the people saying this is a culture thing: OP is from Canada. I've never heard of that being a culture thing in Canada, even if they are influenced by France. Call me uncultured, but OP was basically making out with his mother, and I think that is gross.
wildhorseman 32
If she used tongue, and you used tongue, then you might be Oedipus.
GoHome69 9
Norma and Norman bates........ O_o
HeisenburgLabs 15
I don't understand how that could be an honest mistake. I don't get it.
notjordansime 12
You know what they say in southern America, lncest is Wincest!
123Puppy 33
Yeah, I have the same question. You kiss her on the lips?
carrs2154 9
Ewwwww. What the hell? No one accidentally kisses their mother. You obviously need some help. Thats just all sorts of wrong. ydi
peterblackmer91 12
I have no words. That's just too creepy I'm sorry.