Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States
Shut up
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Mogg
Australia
Move!
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
BC94
Mcminnville, United States
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
sheyo
Canada
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
zaynemaliksvagina
Shrewsbury, United States
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
that girl has a beard
Canada
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
power corrupts...
Czech Republic
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Anonymous
I mean, come on…
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Smirky
Bangalore, India
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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JFLESH 0
I ******* hate people like that
SummerWind 0
God, what a dick! Hope you told him off, and that he never watches a movie again.
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mutant705 1
XD sounds like me
noseasmamon 0
people.. that guy sucks... they laugh at stupid scenes and make a comment about the film every 2 seconds... they don't allow oneself to enjoy the movie
Keito_fml 0
My dad is a gun salesman and every movie we see, he has to make comments on how wrong their uniforms, badges, and weapons are. Did I mention he was a marine?
Helped 35
That would suck.
TheOptimist 0
Well, on this site, inconveniences like this are terrible and qualify as your life being ******. Why? Because on a comic website like this one no one really wants to go onto a website and read about how lives are actually ******, like how a man lost his leg to cancer or a roadside bomb blew off both someones arms. Sure we feel sorry for them, but we can't do anything about it on FML, so we don't want to hear about it on FML. It's depressing and not something that would be greatly popular. I don't mean to be a dick, because I know the armless man and the cancer patient's lives are actually ******, and I feel sorry for you, but that's not something I want to read about on an app/the Internet when I'm looking for a bit of amusement and comic releif
christa953 12
not really an fml
Amethysteria 0
You know what I would have done? I would have firmly told him to be quiet so I can enjoy the movie.
rubyroborr 0
2nd fml ever dudes
looneyben5432 0
sounds like me