Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Welshite 40
It's a sad world when Facebook relationships are more important than real life ones.
MdMan2 23
Is Facebook really that important? That you base him on the fact that he won't accept your Facebook request?
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Comments (137)
irulan 7
I am presuming OP is in a regular relationship with the father, probably even living together and he just doesn't add her on facebook. No big deal... is he a good partner? will he be a good dad? then who cares if you are friends on Facebook. if he's a one night stand....jeez condoms?!
ally8 21
YDI for getting in the sack with someone before you know where you stand. Easy.
limabeans101029 21
That's an assumption. It's possible that they were in a relationship and then had an argument. Secondly, I don't think OP really deserves to be ignored/unsupported by the father of her child because she had a one night stand. Lots of people have one night stands and there's nothing wrong with that. If they didn't use protection then, yeah, that was very irresponsible of them. The point is that we shouldn't assume all of these things from an FML.
allplayedout 20
Stop passing irrelevant moral judgments on others when 1. You don't have enough information for this assumption to even make sense and 2. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a one night stand (if that's what happened).
snickerpuss 9
I'm so sorry but I laughed so hard at this, best FML I've ever read. Hope you didn't forget to wish him a happy Father's Day
Dictionaryspeaks 18
Maybe u should invest n some morales.. Especially before you bring a child into this world
limabeans101029 21
What makes you think OP has no morals?
missyfiona89 28
That's HORrible!
allplayedout 20
It's probably not too late to get a shmashmorshman at the shmashmorshman clinic either. Know your options.
randomcritic 14
Is he your roommate? He really ought to do and just hide your activity from you for politeness' sake.
kingnothing123x 11
So why have sex with him?
limabeans101029 21
All the people saying OP is silly for valuing a Facebook friend request: I interpreted the FML to mean that he won't *even* accept her friend request. As in, he won't talk to her in person, won't support her, and won't even accept a facebook friend request. I don't think OP meant that Facebook is of utmost importance to her All the people saying "so why did you have sex with him?". Well, clearly, because she liked/was attracted to him. It's possible that they *were* in a relationship and had an argument.
CandyApple88 13
YDI for getting knocked up with this guy. maybe he is married to someone else. Maybe he thought it was just some fun. Does he even know you are pregnant?