Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
It's a sad world when Facebook relationships are more important than real life ones.
MdMan2 23
Is Facebook really that important? That you base him on the fact that he won't accept your Facebook request?
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Comments (137)
extremereviews 26
So he wouldn't accept your friend request so you ****** him and didn't use a condom ?
glabberfasted 16
Please God, never fornicate.
boudica9 6
people these days seem to forget about birth control.
KrDizzy 16
That's what abortions are for, my dear. You still have your way out, just like he has his.
KrDizzy 16
Just tell him that unless he wants the court coming after him for child support, he needs to go in half on the procedure then BAM! Problem solved and maybe you both will learn a valuable lesson from this.
EvilLittleMan 23
Accepting a Friend's Request and Paternity Papers are two totally different things. The second, he will have no choice to deny if presented properly.
Hussein19891 0
Congrats
worldclassrager 41
I don't think we wants to have an official relationship posted on his page...but that's my idea...
sbarua219 17
You're pregnant. Are you even married? Do you love this man? YDI on so many levels. Sorrynotsorry
Kitsi 14
Why did you screw him if he doesn't even respect you?
foreverfmls 10
Guys I think what OP is trying to say is that her relationship with this man isn't even respected enough by him to accept a facebook friend request... OP, maybe you need to get his ish in order and either try and figure out an arrangement or look into other options :)
cappellaaa 23
Sounds like a great guy!