Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
It's a sad world when Facebook relationships are more important than real life ones.
MdMan2 23
Is Facebook really that important? That you base him on the fact that he won't accept your Facebook request?
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Comments (137)
dawanjony 18
Try Instagram
rockwrench 18
Thats what happens when you gamble on the one night stand. Maybe next time you'll wait until you have a full house.
rockydify 22
I smell a side girl!
snuffyTHEbear 23
Wow, maybe try talking face to face.
inolongercare 19
Then why did you have unprotected sex with him
limabeans101029 21
Protection can fail. Don't assume.
frostjack 5
why have sex with someone who won't accept your Facebook invite?
Jethco 15
They know what causes that now you know.
Deku_Cutie 12
so smart
username19999 7
Do I smell abortion in the air?
wordygirl 11
That's really sad.