Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
It's a sad world when Facebook relationships are more important than real life ones.
MdMan2 23
Is Facebook really that important? That you base him on the fact that he won't accept your Facebook request?
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Comments (137)
asira 2
Maybe we could get the full story from the OP so we don't all judge a person from one sentence.
tomvertigo 17
Contraception goes both ways...
babyjoker08 4
all these people are missing one important fact if he doesn't want you on his fb its because there's someone else on his fb he doesn't want to see you usually its another girl ....
LadyAstrid 5
I'd say it's better than being pregnant, and not knowing for sure who the father is. that would be my predicament. At least there are only two possibilities lol
fantasyworld 39
How often does he get on?