Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~
WeeWizeL 0
Must have pissed you off...
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Comments (193)
orligirl 5
um, ewww! fyl totally.
datboycam18 0
YDI for going to a gay bar
beakman10 0
doesn't he know you never cross the streams!?
havoc1331 0
you should've shouted "ON GUARD!" lol
Bartimaeus 7
well, he just failed the gay test. What is this test you might ask? alright it goes like this: if there are let's say, three urinals, and the two on the ends are occupied, leaving the middle one empty, then if you are straight you DO NOT go to the middle one-- that guy failed so hard by going in someone else's urinal! gay fail...
Ohdraconian 0
Dude, never cross the streams!
ocdavenum41 0
i dont belive u no one would do that, insted of f ur life u should get one making stuff up on here isnt cool
MitchellK 3
Like ghostbusters says, Don't cross the streams!
princesssandy 0
look up "do unto others" on YouTube and find the bathroom episode. lmao
hateevryone 15
im glad im not a guy & have to go through that mess with a urinal