Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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Gucci_Girl 2
You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.
texas_justice 0
...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.
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Comments (245)
mikaelap14 3
ask her if shes got pms, just to see the look on her face :P
dg72592_fml 0
school districts think they're the shit, so hopefully yours will get their ass handed to them on a platter like mine did (I go to Lower Merion High School where they had the webcam spying thing)
ichigogichi 0
wow... that happened a lot to me... till I proved it to them several times, then if I was drawing, the teacher would walk away and hope they wouldnt look at me in such a way that I could report it to the school board as "unkind"
zEzzzzzzz 0
same bullshit happens to me all the time, **** retarted teachers
keepinitr3al 0
Dude, same here. I just didn't show up to my detention. I mean, why would I? I did all my shit.
dread205 0
**** that teacher's shit up
ET714 0
that sucks dude
peeachykeen 0
some teachers are assholes
SimplyDeviant 1
same happened to me except no detention just being sternly talked to infront of the whole class
bizzylizzy 0
bitch. teachers hate kids :P