Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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jarofarts 0
wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.
Rooney101 0
Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'
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Comments (136)
maddiesonnn 0
thats kinda wut happened to my friend. her and her boyfriend were making out and these two girls behind them on the bus took a pic and the girl is like "i love young love. this is gonna be my phone backround." my other friend had to text her to tell her wut they did. we were sitting right next to them
GirlFromAus 0
#177 "ur fault for not closing the door"? The door was freaking CLOSED. Read the FML, they took the picture over the top of the stall. Geez.
luvtheknot 6
it's glasgow if uv ever been there then you'll know
missstudmuffin 0
god those girls are freaking retearded. i hope there on here and see this and feel really stupid and retarded. i would of been smart enopugh to find a different bathroom with girls who are sober and not jumping over stall doors to taking pictures of me peeing
Chocolate_Chunk 2
"i would of been smart enopugh" - the irony!
Stand_Up 0
Maybe zey zhink yourr penis is ahh-veryy nice ;D
pinkprincess7849 0
u can sue them. take there money lock them in jail lol
jdawg2010 0
mmm. drunken girls taking pictures..of people urinating innocently...oh Nooooooo.nooooooo
hewro_failure 11
Perverts you should have called the cops then see who was laughing
Tenakakhan 7
I agree with 122
jonsey974 3
If OP is from the UK where the drinking age is 18, and the girls were underage, that's just further proof that the drinking age shouldn't be lowered in the US.
Dilwann 27
As if nobody drinks under 18 in the US just because the limit is 21. I'm from Belgium, legal drinking age is 16. And honestly... we don't have trouble with underage drinking. Also, drinking is much less fun when you're actually legal, so you don't start binge drinking when you're finally allowed to. Also, it seems ridiculous to me that in the US drinking age is 21, but driving age is 16. I find being allowed to drive much more dangerous than being allowed to have a beer, honestly.
Steffi 26
People drink young in the U.K. because it's the culture, it's got nothing to do with the age limit.