Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I was drunkenly showing my juggling skills at a party with three apples. I nailed it until one flew out of my hand, hit a guest in the face, and knocked their drink all over the host’s new beige couch. FML
Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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redbluegreen 41
What a crushing story!
anorexicbarbie 8
It took you two crushed nuts to find that out?
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Comments (138)
Nhk_fml 4
Hahahahaha I was having the shittiest day but that made me laugh
notsocrazee 0
60-I faved this just because of your comment. literally made me LOL.
issoz 10
You're such a baller!
shanks0341 0
man u must be super man to be able to spin bowling balls on the tips of your fingers... I say fake
lakaiskate 12
I feel his pain. No one deserves to have their nuts crushed.
nonigz 0
rofl dumbass
KickItHigh 32
Why do they even sell alcohol at bowling places... They should know this type of thing is going to happen. But still YDI.
DjeePee 25
Because some people can drink responsible. That's why.
mfmylifesrsly 30
lmao I agree 79 it's good his nuts got crushed cause idiots like him don't deserve to reproduce
Hidan_fml 0
Are you just that retarded or did you have to work hard for it?
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Just for future reference, it's not just the heavy shiny balls and alcohol you should be careful with. The hairy kind are a no no too...