Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
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princesskb 1
I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.
brinaaa_fml 4
Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference
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Comments (164)
AwesomeSkySky 1
Its just like a bathing suit :D
egrace 4
That's kinda weird. If a stranger on a plane sitting next to me started undressing I'd blow my imaginary rape whistle
darkmis1 18
Why on earth would you take your pants off in what's considered a public place?
live4tomorrow 7
... Who DOES that? O.o
ryra88 4
Next time wear comfy shorts
scoobysmith44 9
Yeah! People only undress at the security check point BEFORE the plane!
munaaa 0
I wish I was on that plane. ;$
snafu63 0
what the hell is wrong with you? apparently social norms, like keeping your pants on in a public setting, don't apply to you. I think It's nasty when people take their shoes off on a plane, you're a disgusting pig.
JDawg113 0
PLEASE tell me you're a girl
rikkidi 20
That sounds a bit nasty Sure, it sounds embarrassing too but did you really have to take off your pants...? Maybe make sure you next time wear clothes comfy enough to sleep in