Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, my wife complained that the shower was draining slowly, so I took the drain cover off and snaked the drain. I pulled out a giant blob of reeking, stinking, rotten filth. My wife saw it and screamed. Now she insists she can still smell it on my hands and won't let me near her. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
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clipse 0
How do you know it's not just regular hair?
Firate 3
When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?
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Comments (142)
ruby84 1
YUKKK! FYL Think positively though, you could've found worse than just her hair!
alexblue 5
LOL 1
MermaidSongXOXO 6
So you put your "snake" into a pube filled hole. Oh dear.... so many sexual jokes to make, so little time.
drewbell 0
haha, I think I love you.
perdix 31
Relax, it wasn't ALL old lady pubic hair! There were probably some old lady nipple hairs and a lot of old lady anal hairs with dingleberries. There are surely some old man pubes in there to from the guys she blew in the shower. And when you try to get rid of the soap scum from the tub, rest assured that some of it isn't soap scum (hint: rhymes with "scum"). Feel better now? YWIA ;)
FYLDeep 26
The OP is gonna get so hot after reading this.
rosierosierosie 0
I laughed and heaved at the same time at the "dingleberries" part. Well done
matt5217 4
lol @ perdicks mom.
mylifeisaverage9 0
#29 wins!
RufusCade 7
If it's any consolation, she most likely didn't use it the last couple of years... ;-)
sparky831 0
whatever kinda hair all i gotta say is vomit! its not just hair its hair trappin allkindsa shit!
ColdGold 6
Were you naked when you pulled her pubes?
brownlace 0
lol old lady was getting it in!!
bobbysnickers 0
so you used you pet snake to unclog a foot old old lady pubes? GROSS how do you know it was a foot? did you measure it or did the snake tell you?????
Aj4710 0
Poor, defensless turbo snake.