Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend recently dumped me because she's serious about her career (temp secretary) and needs a man who’s also serious about his career. I’m an area manager for 6 hotels, making almost six figures. I found out she's now dating a very low level weed dealer. Serious career. Sure. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).
rieebee 23
Her loss, you can do better.
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Comments (163)
UserError94 18
But did you smash??
YoungMalcolmX 13
Really bruh... The very fact that you even thought that says so much about you.
UserError94 18
Hey man, it was a joke. Don't be so uptight. I don't actually give a shit if he did it with his girl or not. I actually believe in abstinence until marriage. I was just throwing somethin out that me and my buddies usually laugh at cause it's just a dumb joke that tries to catch people off guard. Lighten up tho
laden_swallow09 35
Backpedaling, attention *****. Keep your sophomoric sexuality between you and your dear buddies. If it were a joke, that would mean there was something funny about it. There isn't.
malimir 20
I bet he has something you don't ... Drugs! I say Good riddance!
ObsidianDrone 8
Maybe she was drugged into doing it
UH60 26
Seriously?
jinsy 13
She just wants the free drugs mate, don't take it personally
talal7860 13
Dude you're better off without her
Anubis95_fml 10
Scum belong to scum. Let her go, she's not worth another second of your time.
jozhe 21
That's probably not the real reason she dumped you.
born_hustla 26
I'm not saying she's a gold digger ...
Augustus18 10
Ur way better off without her (Btw what does op mean)
Brightbulb 40
OP=Original Poster
laden_swallow09 35
Orgasmic Pumpernickel
Erksangel 25
Her loss!!!