Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend recently dumped me because she's serious about her career (temp secretary) and needs a man who’s also serious about his career. I’m an area manager for 6 hotels, making almost six figures. I found out she's now dating a very low level weed dealer. Serious career. Sure. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).
rieebee 23
Her loss, you can do better.
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Comments (163)
FalloutScrolls 25
Getting dumped by someone who's likely a junkie... Probably not the worst thing that could happen.
SecundusSecunda 27
Logic: Choosing a drug dealer Why are you even sad, OP? You dodged a bullet bigger than Bullet Bill.
buddy_J 16
You dodged the gold digger bullet. A really dumb gold digger bullet
anarchymaniac 22
Don't worry you'll find someone way better op
thatonetribute 31
Screw her, then.
slumd0g 15
Maybe he's a really successful drug dealer?
fullerkate3 17
Honestly sounds like you could do better anyways
hank0311 10
Perfect scenario, are you insane? I get being in loooove or she was extra tight. Come on man you just got a free pass from a gold digging *****. Honk at her when your driving your 300k car when she sees you grab your stupid hot chicks head and put it in your lap and flip her the middle finger. She is going to look like a reused condom. Cracked out of her mind and begging for cash. Lol hell maybe you can even hire her to blow the office during you party before you become a partner in the huge law firm. **** her hang tough drink a beer and pick your dam head up
fuckyadvice 1
you are lucky. leave it a few weeks then call the cops the dumb b**h will probably be involved too by then. You want some real fun pretend to be supportive and then sleep with her sister/friend/mother.
IIIIRowdy 5
You deserved it in a positive way.