Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend recently dumped me because she's serious about her career (temp secretary) and needs a man who’s also serious about his career. I’m an area manager for 6 hotels, making almost six figures. I found out she's now dating a very low level weed dealer. Serious career. Sure. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).
rieebee 23
Her loss, you can do better.
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Comments (163)
Goblin182 27
You will have the last laugh when she ends up in prison after he uses her as a mule and she gets busted with possession with intent.
Le_ponderer 14
Hurray for you OP! You should be of good cheer because who wants to reproduce children with such an oxymoron. Good luck with your wonderfully planned future.
derpina72 23
You dodged a bullet, trust me. If he seriously left you for a drug dealer, odds are she'll get addicted and when he leaves or get thrown in jail, she'll come to you cause she'll know you'll have a good job and she'll mooch for money.
plan_Z 14
This is where a quick phone call from a pay phone to your local constabulary about her new mans current location and business practices will even the score. I am not a advocate for snitching but drug pushers deserve it.
ProgrestYourself 4
.....snitching sounds EXACTLY like what you're an advocate for
lvg_fml 10
Sorry for you but you will meet someone much better. She probably has a drug problem
yerawizardlizzy 27
Given our state's drug problem I'm really not surprised. That does suck OP. Sounds like you dodged a bullet though. She's in for a world of problems.
Bragi 12
Count your blessings, OP. Sfe's clearly a junkie.
eezaak 2
You dodged a bullet there mate. Just be patient and you'll find someone waaay better.
Manic1 13
While her new boyfriend is busy getting locked up ( bound to happen eventually), you will be busy with your new life and finding a woman who knows a good thing when she sees it.
9a_1z 12
So is he a drug dealer as his main occupation or he is a student who sells drugs to other students as a supplementary source of income (not that that's classy) and you've zoned in on that to make yourself feel better?