Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got my language final exam back. It was a 10-page essay front and back, and I saw that I received a D. The teacher told me the plot was too hard to follow and it jumped all over the place. It turns out he forgot to read the back of every page. FML
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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The_Disturbed 5
Welcome to Karma OP. You slag someone off, you'll get your spritual arse bitten off :D YDI
ragingflame 0
Eraser or throw something at your teacher and jump out a window
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Comments (75)
Octwo 16
If you're going to insult your teacher between your butt-buddies, there are far less retarded methods.
Crysta_fml 3
YDI I hope you're like 12, if not, ever heard of defemation of character? you better learn what it means before you start slagging off your boss in maccy d's
thesunshotme 0
^^ this. (53)
blastvortex 4
Nice job pwning yourself there. Wakka, wakka, wakka!
DoubleA329 1
Damn, too bad there was no magic way to get rid of some pencil marks. oh wait... total failure for you. You f*cked yourself by being a dumbass.
flamingice 0
Well, just rewrite the damn essay... it's only the front of a page. Copying it takes less than 10 minutes.
thesunshotme 0
STFU. I can express my own goddamn opinion. WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
alex_F_M_L 0
hahahahha that same bullshit happened to me and i got suspended kudos
boredatwork11 2
maybe you shoud take out another loose sheet of loose paaper and take notes in English
happysmartg 5
u said after you flipped it over you realized this. why didnt u rewrite it and throw the paper out. god there is some dumb people in this world
mnms7 0
that's wat u get xD