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Sam This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Groningen, Netherlands

Don't mind me

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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Comments (135)

marshm610 18

Everyone keeps whining about "how'd this get through moderation?"...its an April Fools Day thing

How come this got published but mine never do

Because your FMLs suck, apparently.

YOU DON'T NEED TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE ANGRY.

Ohhhhhhh these are APRIL Fool's jokes... I hope.

Terrible April Fools jokes today. The grammar and capitalization hurts.

nitrog100 21

I'm not a fan of this April Fool's Day joke. It's making everything unreadable.

SteveC0da 8

How did this fml get accepted? It's written in all caps and has horrible grammar

They probably left you behind l because you're always shouting...

How on earth did this get published?

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?