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Sam This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Groningen, Netherlands

Don't mind me

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

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How did this get published without being flagged for the overly prominent all caps yelling

I LYKE YELLING TOO

gintwinsmoore 20

I hate cliques.

Maybe he was getting ready at the rate of a woman so they left with the idea that he would catch up and not cry

APRIL FOOL'S ON FML IS AWESOME

How come this FML got published ? April fools perhaps ?

At least they remembered you ?

Maybe they legitimately wondered if you were coming, didn't see you, and so they left. I don't see how this means they don't like you or anything like that...

Buy a round sometime maybe you'll get invited

You should have said "Yes". If you heard it, it means you were close enough to talk and give them an answer.