Sam
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Groningen, Netherlands
Don't mind me
Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
Top comments
Welshite 40
Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.
Zelphoric 25
THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS
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Comments (135)
Welshite 40
Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.
Gillett 23
You suck, i was about to reference that.
Soviet_American 29
Such grammar, much jokes from FML team.
Dlzq 22
It's April Fools by FML Team. They edit all the confirmed FML's into some weird shit like this. The real FML isn't like that.
oreoeater 21
I just thought it was an FML they usually wouldn't accept
samchaps19 11
My name is also Sam and I hate when people make that joke
Zelphoric 25
THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS
JazzHandsFML 28
I heard maple is pretty good.
sunnyskys 25
hahaha smart ass lmfao
Shadowvoid 33
This must be an April Fools joke from FML
foxwasalamb 24
ooooh. i was wondering how it ever passed moderation. anyone else read it in their head as someone screaming at them?
ZelmaSlayer 30
How did this make it past moderation...?
AlaskanChild 10
The moderators are participating in April fools day. At least, I pray they are.
Zelphoric 25
think about what day it is xD
Purexinsanity 46
It's not only affecting moderation. If you look back you'll see they're making all the FMLs have multiple spelling errors.
CAC_Boomerang 24
Take a look at FMLs before April Fools... The FMLs themselves are grammatically correct when they're submitted, then changed by the staff to look like FML rejects.
ZelmaSlayer 30
It's hurting my brain, I think I'm getting off FML for the rest of the day.
bleedingglitter 24
I just came here to comment that.
juju330 15
April fools!
Jamsy0707 10
He's a hacker probably.
Shadowvoid 33
I see we are on the same page here. I think a group made an FML and decided to moderate it to get it published
kirasant 19
Yeah, they're being "funny" by making the whole site unreadable. I hate this holiday.
ironik69 31
I'm a mod and nope, I had nothing to do with this. LOL. Although sadly, some do come in this way. Those get down voted.
Sneado 20
MAYBE IF YOU'D STOP YELLING AT THEM THEY'D INVITE YOU
mattzawesome 28
April fools.
Nexpecto 28
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Bradley_Dillon 39
At Least They Did Not Do This. Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Is Annoying.
Ichiya 29
hOw abOut caPitAlizinG RanDoM leTterS iN wORds?
Retaheki 27
This thread, I can't take thr capitalization... -shoots self-
kstizzle_504 8
I'm guessing these posts were purposely posted? April fools...?
BigJoeZD 16
LLOL YEH ALAN LOOKS LIK SUM1 A'CCIDENTLY"" POSTED THEEZ EFMLS AS A JOKE. TOP LOLS ROTFLMAO xDD
irishmaiden78 23
lol This made my day. lol
AllSoul 23
Hey Alan, I've just saw you're British and live in France, completely irrelevant and no one probably cares, but I'm also British and live in France.
iambarrel 9
The text has been modified to make it seem like someone illiterate wrote them, you can look at older FMLs and see.
FluffyPandas156 13
I'm Pretty sure you would be with them. if you caught up with them.
Purexinsanity 46
Without an actual invitation, it could be kind of awkward. If they wanted OP to join them, they'd have extended their invitation to him.
JazzHandsFML 28
THATS REALLY UNFORTUNATE MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING ALL THE TIME!
TheGolfGTI 24
IM REALLY LIKING THE POSTS TODAY. YOUR FRIENDS SUCK OP.
immaloser95 28
I have to ask...why was this FML published...?
PegLegRacing 34
FML April foolsed up most of the posts, even old ones, with terrible grammar, spelling, and caps lock
immaloser95 28
Oh jeez. I fail. Thank you.
_guy_j 12
Plot twist! They were talking about a different Sam.