Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
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Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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Top comments
kellster 2
Never make someone choose between you and the pet they probably had before they knew you, and who will still love them after your relationship ends. Either take some antihistimines and deal with it, or accept defeat now.
Hermyoni 0
That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.
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Comments (209)
ChangMu 8
I'd have done the same thing. My cat is my baby. Baby trumps mate every time.
babyblue666 1
my bf would probably do the same thing and we have 4 cats
dakins 0
it's alittle sad he loves his pussy more than urs but at least he's caring
Deathhound 27
To be honest: I would do the same.
MothsWings 4
That's pretty cute, actually.
FoxyBabe21 0
bahaha uhmm...? wtf... fagget
rottentomatoes 7
let him..
Late_night83 25
suck it up
AEady15 3
Wow I love cats but if I had a boyfriend with alergys I wouldn't get a cat. I'd get a dog. If he has dog alergys too then SCREW HIM. I could never date sum1 wth dog allergies.
MyWorldAway 0
Thank God Im NOT THE ONLY ONE. I WANT STRANGLE MY BOYFRIEND WITH HIS CAT. HUH
austin_spade 11
Wtf. Animal abuse? Really? Just because your boyfriend values his cat?