Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I screamed at a taxi driver to not run over a hedgehog. He got a fright and ended up pulling over. I hopped out and ran to the middle of the road to pick up the hedgehog and leave him on the grass by the path. As I got closer and went to pick up said hedgehog, I realised it was a pinecone. FML
Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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MissMess 12
That has to be the weirdest thing to have a phobia of!
BurningGrannies 16
I can't sleep now that I know there are people who don't report hedgehogs on planes.
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Comments (197)
micahdunk 13
Who needs "Snakes on a Plane" when you can have hedgehogs instead!
Enslaved 38
Was it a seeing eye hedge-hog? I'm just curios how she was able to sneak the animal on the plane? Especially, with all the metal detective-- shoe removal-- be there two hours before your flight hassle. For Pete sake, they'll even confiscate your can of cheez whiz because it's considered a "liquid" but an animal was able to pass?
micahdunk 13
Airport security does suck. They took my bouncy ball. I think the security guard just wanted it for himself. I loved that thing.
DanielleinDC 34
You really should have told the flight attendant. What she was doing was probably illegal.
1zar1 10
Hedgehogs are so cute though... how can you be scared of them o.o They're tiny and super shy of humans anyway, aren't they?
poccocurantes 7
Hedge hogs on a plane. Starring Samuel L Jackson.
CrazyManNo9 29
Me thinks someone is imagining hedgehogs hidden in plastic containers.
guyverzerox 6
How the hell are you afraid of a hedgehog?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I would of alerted security immediately
panda_lou 11
How freaking random. Honestly what are the odds a woman with a hedgehog and a woman with a phobia of hedgehogs would be seated together on a plane? You, OP, are a bad luck Brian. Lol. Sorry.
AnimeCookie 9
Just say you were dancing to dubstep.