Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
adamo_erebus 26
With al the cop stories I'm reading about on this site, I think it's safe to say that the police have zero sense of humour.
TXFernwoods 26
Your "friend" is really ******* stupid.
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Comments (93)
lightsaber11 8
Dumbass
worldclassrager 41
Whatever you say to a cop is usually taken seriously And now you know that have fun down town
vikky538 29
your frnd lacks best represntaion of sarcasm.. he should learn that first...
IconicFML 9
Why is it suspicious that a police officer would want to know what was going on?
awilliams44 9
your friends stupid.
Jociek 4
You should have said it was none of his damn business. You weren't doing anything wrong.
stargirl_95 24
But as a police officer it IS his business to know if suspicious looking people are doing something illegal. There is no need to be rude. Just say "nothing, officer" and be done with it.
bobbyguy 17
Your friend is a dumba*s
SilentKnights 7
I never thought there would be a person stupid enough to joke about drugs and a drive by to a police officer, but your friend proved me wrong. Honestly, you can't really blame the cop for reacting like that, of course they'd take it seriously. Its better to be safe than sorry, right?
stargirl_95 24
I'm surprised at the amount of people defending OPs friend. I bet some of you think that it's funny to shout "bomb!" In an airport or tell your therapist that you want to commit suicide as a joke. The cop was just doing his job. He needs to take these kind of things seriously and OPs friend was being an ass. He deserved it completely. OP, not so much
carzaki27 12
Your friends an idiot. Hope you can work it out OP