Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
adamo_erebus 26
With al the cop stories I'm reading about on this site, I think it's safe to say that the police have zero sense of humour.
TXFernwoods 26
Your "friend" is really ******* stupid.
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Comments (93)
BlockOfRedStone 25
You didn't deserve it, but your friend sure did.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
The correct response is "Just waiting for a mate" in an Australian accent.
IXChaosDragonXI 13
You deserve it for having such stupid friends. There's a time and place to unleash maniacal jokes of mass destruction and defacing public property, but in front of a cop is not one of them.
robertmil90 10
kill your friend
krad204 21
Are you really that much of an idiot, what the hell is that!
onesarcasticdik 8
Not too bright.
PainOfDemise 11
Your friend is retarded. That's the last things you want to joke with in front of a cop.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Your friend is the height of stupid. Tell them to tone it down.
lordrauhl 7
Once my friend and I we're going through a medal detector and he says jokingly "I hope it doesn't detect my gun"
Scynistr 20
Honestly.. I blame your choice of friends.. It's what you get when you hang out with morons..