Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Juicenub 25
Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.
_Peppermint_ 34
You did the right thing
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Comments (109)
speed150mph 2
... And you didn't hit him with that bat because? I mean whoever is that big of a dick in Mario kart deserves it. Lol jk jk I laugh cuz I could imagine me and my gf doing this exact same thing
mwali02 32
Good for you for being prepared! :)
1dvos_grl3 21
Props to you for being a good brother
liliyalee89 4
ok?
ShadJV 0
In other words, nothing actually happened. I'm sorry your life is so awful.
Cebolamole 13
Well, there's a happy ending! And you are a great brother!
boudica9 6
hey at least you were ready to protect your sister and thats honorable.
cainchild 4
yeah, you're a sack o crap for assuming the worst of your fellow man. men are not all monsters, in fact, most aren't.
Shade1982 21
Based on your reaction, I'd say you are the sack of crap in fact. Like with many cases of abuse, too many people know about it, but don't act, because "it's not their business" or "someone else will stop it". I've heard all those excuses all too many times, where everyone suddenly decides to look the other way. In this case, it's much better to react, but have everything be ok, instead of not having reacted and seeing your sister with a black eye the next day, knowing you could have done something about it...
esca6angel 16
At least she knows you care
atiggerx33 6
Don't feel bad OP, you did the right thing. I mean as soon as you realized it's not like you hit him anyway just because. It was a misunderstanding, you thought someone was harming your sister, and you responded appropriately. Honestly, I wish I had had a brother like you growing up (mine probably would have responded like that, but he moved out on his own when I was 12).