Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Juicenub 25
Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.
_Peppermint_ 34
You did the right thing
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Comments (109)
Spentpoet 26
Mario kart, destroying relationships since the 90s.
iRambo 12
Lol
gracehi 33
You're a good sibling. :) But aren't you glad he wasn't hitting your sister?
mcluvin_707 6
Good on you, OP. At least it wasn't what it appeared to be at first!
ItsDutch 16
Mario kart, where friendships/relationships are ruined. **** those blue shells!
ricardof 19
how did this get posted?
Fyrepower 23
good instincts, OP
MonstreBelle 29
Don't beat yourself up about it. You were just being a good sibling by trying to protect your sister.
daemonsparta 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
so you didnt listen to her tone or anything? just immediately assume a guy is a beater and.prepare the lethal weapon? ydi
WordBea 23
In situations like that there's no time to analyze what's happening. Anyone with a sister or just a mom should know that you don't think or consider this that the other you just hear your sister or mom calling for help (op did say she screamed it) and you rush to help them. Just think that if you were to stand there for even 30 seconds listening the boyfriend can be standing over her with a bat of his own beating her face in while you stand upstairs like a pussy
worldclassrager 41
Video games one of the biggest things for anger...
MonstreBelle 29
I would go batshit crazy if I heard my sister screaming at her boyfriend to stop hitting her, too. (sorry for the double comments. I meant to add this to the end of my first comment. I think this is a sign that I need sleep.)