Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend's secret blog, where all she does is vent about how much she cheats on me and hates me, but will never leave me because she can’t afford to. Her followers love and support these actions. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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indianabummer 0
dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone
RuralNinja 0
Dump the bitch. Put her ass out on the street.
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kaelendra 0
duuuump her and kick her out. if she has a issue with it tell her to make her Twitter viewable by friends only next time she wants to use someone.
mistyshaiah 3
WTF is it with women whoring themselves out just so they don't have to pay for shit?! Take your balls back and dump her ass!
Ninjaface 0
Start screwing her as often as humanly possible, and if she tries to object tell her it's for room and board. At that point, either: 1. She'll give in and you'll get to screw her whenever you want. or 2. She'll break up with you like you and you can get girlfriend that actually wants to be with you. I'd say you win either way.
TC1_fml 0
Now who would've thought that out of the 30 or smthn ppl regged here from Latvia one that I know would post an actual FML... :D
_20jre 0
shes a dumbass and a ******* idiot
Eltsc 0
YDI for having six toes.
tazhawkeye 1
Push for sex as much as you can. If she says she doesn't want to, start questioning the relationship after you have been turned down a few times. Either this will make the relationship better or she'll leave. Of course, it can make the relationship better. This guy is going to look more confident and it may make him more attractive.
zealot42 0
what a bitch!!! dump her!
saunder 0
kick her out!
blastvortex 4
That should say, "my now ex-girlfriend's Twitter account," unless you're crazy enough to still date her. Then again, if you're still with her, perhaps it has something to do with the current economic situation. =p Naturally, FYL for having a crappy girlfriend... oh, wait, you decided to make her your girlfriend in the first place, so YDI. Whenever you gamble, you will eventually lose. Also, that's not to mention that being a live-in significant other is usually relationship problem #1. That's how a lot of relationship and legal problems start (i.e. we met and liked each other, so we moved in together, but later...). You made your bed, quite literally, so now your stuck with lying in it. Oh, and kick her out if you can. If you're the live-in (not her), then get out when you can unless you want her to eventually do it for you.