Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend's secret blog, where all she does is vent about how much she cheats on me and hates me, but will never leave me because she can’t afford to. Her followers love and support these actions. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Top comments
indianabummer 0
dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone
RuralNinja 0
Dump the bitch. Put her ass out on the street.
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Comments (70)
azure8787 0
I'm with #28, before you get your panties in a wad and ruin something that wasn't broken, think about it. She could very well just feel like a mooch, women like to be independent and not always relying on their man to take care of them.
RatofDeath 0
I would drop all her belongings out while she's aways and change the keys to your home. Then she can see how pathetic it is to life on the street in the current economical situation. Seriously. Oh, and YDI for spying on her.
insaneNcontent 0
He said he stumbled upon it. Meaning he wasn't spying on her, it was an accident.
sara942 0
well her bitch situation will leave her with even less options if you dump her ass.
RNA 0
instead of dumping her, just use her as a **** buddy for now. no emotions involved. when you find a real gf, then dump her ass.
CalmBlue 0
Seriously, comment on that shit. "Well, now you've got one less option, bitch!"
Ohnothingreally 0
I'm tired today. Someone elaborate, because I don't get it. Leave HER with many options? So, she tweets in third person? Someone help me out here.
Brooklynxman 0
One of those options is leaving a twitter for your boyfriend to find? She's using you AND is an idiot. Give me a D. Give me a U. Give me a M. Give me a P. What does that spell (hint just read it downwards)
jillz 0
not enough information about the situation in this FML for me - are there children? does he get something out of her presence? does she earn her keep other ways ( maid, cook, masseuse...)? Damn.
mrlucky4444 0
kick her out
demonkey_fml 4
Say "bye-bye"! She's using you and it's time to let her go!