Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend's secret blog, where all she does is vent about how much she cheats on me and hates me, but will never leave me because she can’t afford to. Her followers love and support these actions. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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indianabummer 0
dump her, that's a terrible reason to stay with someone
RuralNinja 0
Dump the bitch. Put her ass out on the street.
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Comments (70)
Tequilamockngbrd 7
He probably knows that people would spam it with links to house/apartment searches and whatnot. ;D
Fling13 0
Use her for everything she's worth, then kick her to the curb.
jonnymohio 2
Send her a tweet that the locks have been changed and her stuff is in a box out front.
BadLuckBub 0
Seconded! I love that idea.
lolwatlol 0
Dont kick her immediatly, make her suffer.
Sacrilege 0
How about telling us her Twitter name? xD Then we can all give her a piece of our mind. Nah, just kidding. But seriously, that girl has no appreciation for you. She doesn't deserve yours either.
WonderBlunder 0
Does she pay her rent with her body?
SrsBusinesss 0
I agree with Johnny
sirknz 0
Seriously, kick her to the kerb and let her find someone who isn't 'pathetic'.
Calaura9 0
"Pathetic" may be referring to her situation. She may feel like an ass for leeching off of you and wants to show you that she isn't using you. However if she simply doesn't love you, I'm sorry.
funkyness 0
Well, then why would she have a secret twitter account? It's obvious she's trying to hide something from him, including her feelings about living with him. And OP, she isn't worth staying with. Dump her, and find someone that will appreciate ya for whom you are.
satanstoystore 0
dump her.
Zoockey 5
/sign
joseph4242423 0
this is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen...