Love: Do I know you?

Do I know you?

By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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FightingTheStorm 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:06

at least you guys are together now, right?

marmots 0

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Get a yearbook out, show him your picture, problem solved.

Comments

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:47

It couldn't be that hard to prove, surely?

onthetoilet 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:43

your dating a moron

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:11

Some stalk and lose... You stalked and won, so I don't see the problem here... Trying to settle this argument would be like exposing the keys or secrets to your success, and other stuff... Lol