Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML
Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I'd gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student here. This happens all the time. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
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Top comments
FightingTheStorm 0
at least you guys are together now, right?
marmots 0
Get a yearbook out, show him your picture, problem solved.
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Comments (85)
Zebidee 9
It couldn't be that hard to prove, surely?
onthetoilet 3
your dating a moron
thatnucca 36
Some stalk and lose... You stalked and won, so I don't see the problem here... Trying to settle this argument would be like exposing the keys or secrets to your success, and other stuff... Lol
RyNo24 4
buttsecks
MOSESRAISIN 0
girls on fml dont have any sense of humor...
BicPlease 3
show him your guys yearbook!
itswhateveridk 0
pow! right in the kisser.
lizliz23 0
show him ur yearbook p
FamilyGuyFTW 0
think of the bright side, hes ur bf now! :D
professorR6 0
you just gave millions of stalkers hope that they might actually have a chance with their prey.