Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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ISellHerbs 0
You got played. Then again isn't it a little pathetic to have to set aside time to call your girlfriend? It's your fault for not calling her earlier than you did and then you'd still have time for the party. Common sense, use it.
jonnymohio 2
Someone is whipped already. I'm just sayin'.
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Comments (67)
FMLenV 0
You're welcome for the insight #21. And that sucks. Maybe you should have planned a time with her, to call her so she could free her schedule up for you too. Just because you freed up time for her doesn't mean she did for you because she wouldn't have known when you were going to call her, especially since you haven't talked to her for a few days. But sorry OP, that sucks. :( Maybe next time?
Kenpachi_fml 0
Seems Luke someone got screwed in the butt cheecks
Exlibris 0
You turned down a party invite so you could talk to your girlfriend a couple hours later? I'm sorry this really doesn't make sense so I'm going to have to say YDI. Next time call her and talk about your plans that night before throwing them away.
Reyo 2
So wait...she wasn't sure that she'd call you the next day?
lmmmr 0
You don't need to RSVP to huge college parties.
Xx_f_us_all 0
bros before hoes!!!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
why dont you just go to the party? you can always change your mind cant you?
i_got_it 0
shoulda called your girl before... Now you gotta smoke that purple on your own. But more for you though..
LiberianGirl_fml 0
The point is not that he missed the party! He probably actually still went to the party. Or at least he should have. The FML is that he would rather talk to his girlfriend than go to a party, she on the other hand would rather go to a party than talk to him.
skybeau 0
Huh?? Unless he specifically said to his girlfriend "I'm going to be free tonight, can I call you and we'll catch up?" his girlfriend isn't to blame for any of this. He's just an idiot for turning down (what seems to be) a pretty exclusive party just for a phone call that could be made at ANY time, without even checking if his girlfriend would be available that night anyway. OP deserved it
rmw61111 0
What school do you go to? I live in Michigan and go to school in Michigan...