Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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ISellHerbs 0
You got played. Then again isn't it a little pathetic to have to set aside time to call your girlfriend? It's your fault for not calling her earlier than you did and then you'd still have time for the party. Common sense, use it.
jonnymohio 2
Someone is whipped already. I'm just sayin'.
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Comments (67)
FerrariCake 2
Fascinating story OP. I can't wait for the sequel.
sbarre1 0
Who the **** let this go through? Dumb as Hell. Not an FML at all. Just "sort of" bad luck. WTF?!
satanstoystore 0
if you arent 1st on her list, dont put her 1st on yours. ydi for not calling when you got the invite. and you should have accepted even if it was just "tentative".
anonymous2323 0
This is the dumbest FML i've ever seen. (okay, one of them). You turned down an entire party just to call your girlfriend? There's no possible way you could've called her the next day, or maybe DURING the party itself? Couldn't you just go to the party anyway after you found out she was at one, too? I mean seriously....this is just, wow. I'm sorry - YDI.
iKlonoa 0
FYL because of your GF. YDI because you missed a private party that is rarely given to freshmen.
oconnd 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=21681
PhunkyMagic 0
...YDI for being the girl in this relationship, always call before hand.
yep_me_again 0
ydi -- plus, you could've brought her along
Applesnbananas45 0
uuuh big freakin deal.
sarabareillesrox 0
Because she was supposed to stay at home waiting for your call? FHL, for having a boyfriend who expects her not to have a social life.