Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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ant1078 7
I'd say you won that argument then. Kudos
perdix 31
You're not thinking of reproducing with this hipster poseur, are you? The world can't take another Vanilla Ice.
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Comments (117)
texanplayer 1
**** that asshole dump him already
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unless she has a strap on, I don't think that's possible.
TheDrifter 24
She typed this with something... I'd better not give her ideas.
gracehi 33
So what exactly is it that you see in this guy?
BuffaloSabres134 8
I'm guessing this person has potential in life.
shawnaishere 14
Oh God we don't need another lil Wayne rapping about all the money and bitches he gets... Oh wait op's bf can't even rap.
coconutdaydream 7
So Lil wayne can?
IrePandaPotterLe 8
No,he can't. But one Lil Wayne will always be better than two Lil Waynes,am I right?
Rainbow_Magic 8
Actually, I prefer no Lil Wayne instead of one or two...
mintcar 10
I don't even understand how you were able to continue to argue with him.
Mommyof2_91 10
Well she didn't really argue with him, she just giggled.
duckyeah 6
He should be allowed to rap if it doesn't mean making you feel terrible. I'm glad you have the sense of humor to laugh in response to his put-downs. :) I hope you two work out!
afropuffjake 9
Rapping is 95% confidence anyway... At least it seems that way when a guy tried to shit-talk my username while playing online... I do vocals for my metal band so the fact that he didn't do any better than me shows how bad he was... Does your boyfriend have a PS3?
mikeymayhem_87 15
WTF are you rambling on about?
Fisheyedfool7 2
Sounds like B-rad G from Bu!
ambowew 7
Your boyfriend is Killer B?! Well, you must certainly get into some mischief in the bedroom. Put those eight tails to work, girl!
loserboii 11
Killer B's rhymes are horrid. Lol he might just be
kurodansei 16
Tentacles..... Bedroom.... where have I seen these two things before?
ambowew 7
#35, I have no idea. Fanfiction? I know I've flicked onto a HP story with both of those together. I don't think my face had ever been so red. Whoops.
Spectre529 12
Hmm... Hard to win an argument when the other doesn't understand your point... Good win op!!!