Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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ant1078 7
I'd say you won that argument then. Kudos
perdix 31
You're not thinking of reproducing with this hipster poseur, are you? The world can't take another Vanilla Ice.
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Comments (117)
drewcat21 0
Sounds like you picked a winner. Lol
Pandacupcakelove 26
He sounds like a drama queen... Oh well, maybe rapping just really means a lot to him and he wants you to take it seriously. Even though that was ridiculous behaviour on his side, you should talk to him.
TheDrifter 24
I'm imagining a Lil Wayne meets Steve Urkel diss mashup. That would make me laugh too.
souljacker 11
dump him. he's not cool.
Dcm210 19
time to find someone better.
kcor1176 0
Lol rap sux
laden_swallow09 35
As does your spelling.
jmcr 27
Id laugh too haha thats funny and immature at the same time
CrazyManNo9 29
Not to diss your FML but FTW! Too funny!
Urpoppy 21
Why would you date such a dumb-ass? It will just be a reflection of you. Lose the loser.
noisebox 1
Make space in the retard bin for another wanna be....