Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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ant1078 7
I'd say you won that argument then. Kudos
perdix 31
You're not thinking of reproducing with this hipster poseur, are you? The world can't take another Vanilla Ice.
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Comments (117)
bored1091 4
Run as fast as you can
alwayswinning123 7
Sounds like Slim Shadys got an attitude problem
fyl7899 12
Rap sucks. It's what's wrong with the world today. Along with reality tv.
Faye2210 9
He sounds like an asshole you should break up with him.
RedditIsMyHomie 1
I'm with 2. You rock!
Dixbfloppin 11
Don't worry, I would have laughed too.
jessicalouise210 6
but he will only have one shot, he won't miss his chance to fly, this oppurtunity comes once in a lifetime :D
jimbo84 3
#first-world problems
brooks10101 1
Just think jenious you are dating this tool by that asociation your a tool as well
charvisioku 22
I'm sorry but it's incredibly hard to take anything seriously from someone who thinks "Genius" is spelt "jenious" xD
JoeCool6972 1
Did you dump his loser ass afterwards? FIND A REAL MAN!