Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML
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matthewiverson 7
What Disney movie do they do this??
gracehi 33
I've ALWAYS wanted to do that... But until now I didn't expect it to cost me $500.
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Enslaved 38
I had someone write their name on the sidewalk in front of my house before. It really looked ugly. Over time, it got replaced by my home owner's association. That was fundings that could have been used somewhere else.:P
limitedition 25
You clearly don't know your Disney movies very well. Simple fun to you was vandalism to the officer.
misshex 10
"Who was this Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?"
mandyk5918 12
Those neighbors are assholes
CuriousAlien 7
Disney movies also tell you that( if your a girl,) than you will fall in love with a prince, and get married, and live happily ever after. Don't trust Disney movies. ( except Lion King, Mulan, Pocahantas, And Happy feet.)
SanpakuEyes 18
Because Pocahontas was so historically accurate. All child rapes should get whitewashed and have a cute cartoon made of them.
Quikraptor 8
Are half of you people retarded? Do you have ANY idea how long it takes to pour it into the mold, and then smooth it out? Did you know if one idiot decides to write his name in it, that all that work is for nothing? It's vandalism pure and simple, and if you actually think that it's "not wrong", take one day out of your life, volunteer, and see how painstaking it is. Then have someone come write their name in it. It's not as simple as "mix in truck, pour, smooth." It takes a fuckload of work to get it right.
perdix 31
You ought to give your rat fink neighbors some cement shoes ;)
mosquito19 14
what Disney movie promote vandalism?
soulnomad 5
Have you ever thought that maybe the fact you put your NAME on it was the reason you were caught?
court_f 8
Wow!! That's strict. I was walking my dog with my neighbour and his dog put his paw print (by accident) in wet cement. We apologized to the worker and he said "no prob.. " and just fixed it. I mean I know there could still be a lot of difference here, like maybe the workers were gone or how it was a dog (accident)... But still, that's harsh! Lesson, hopefully, learned!