Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML
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matthewiverson 7
What Disney movie do they do this??
gracehi 33
I've ALWAYS wanted to do that... But until now I didn't expect it to cost me $500.
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Comments (148)
jjmiller1001 17
damn those Disney movies, they never show real life. LOSER!!!!!!_
Bebbo_fml 21
Considering what they did was vandalism, YDI op. Go write your name in wet cement when it's not public property but your own.
superbubbles 4
Doesn't matter if they tattle on you. Your names are in! So they will get you anyway
EsOSiQueEs 14
You said every Disney movie ever made. Where do they do it in Lion King again? -_-
iwadasn 33
So you think Lady and the Tramp is the only Disney movie ever made?
MetcalfeJets 4
You wrote your names in it, I'm pretty sure they would of found out it was you anyways...
Motherfookers 4
shit for $250 I'll do it times are hard
ferdibarda_fml 1
I think it's about time you realize life is not like a Disney movie...
cinder2theblock 0
Name more than one Disney movie they did that in
iAmPaul 49
What's with the "Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made"??? IDGI?