Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
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Top comments
henri_fml 0
did you tell him you were saving it to make a blanket for winter?
vein 0
Ew, thats really gross. Take a bath. :(
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Comments (168)
aback 5
That's when you grab his head with your thighs and fart.
dixneuf_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by far the best comment i've ever seen.
dark_psyche 0
i'll make sure to do that if i happen to have belly button lint that grosses my bf out... hahaha.
sadmaninacan 0
Ahha number 11 u must of seen that FML too..
lizamaphone 6
the comment + the picture = amazing
taylor_the_boss 5
Well that's nasty.
ladywaldo 0
That's not too bad, could be from the shirt you were wearing. My boyfriend gets bellybutton lint from wifebeatters all the time.
Efilyn 0
wifebeaters*
ssnickel 0
Q tips
kathira120 3
Why would your crush kiss your belly? Are you actually DATING or is this some boy who has no idea you like him? WTF?!
mcdys 0
that must have been awkward
Noire_ 0
AWKWARD TURTLE! :D
missaccountant 0
I am doing the "awkward turtle" hand motion as we speak. lol awesome
Snow_Daisy 7
What's the awkward turtle? :/
adwell90 0
tell him next time don't worry about your belly button...kiss something else ;)
Nacirema20 0
Ew.... thats so gross!!!! mor **** ur boyfriends life, but i still put FYL.
lexiBRo 0
how much bellybutton lint can you possibly have that this guy couldn't ignore it??
plethora 3
Belly button lint happens, but it shouldn't collect so much that it would turn a dude off. That's excessive. But on the plus side, this is where you suggest you take a shower together. ;)
alki_fml 5
belly button lint? seriously? you guys get grossed out by a bit of lint, fluff, collection of fabric from a tshirt? That's kinda pathetic .. next time you're fooling around.. go down on him.. and just before you put your mouth around his **** tell him 'we'll continue this when you grow a pair' and kick him out. if a bit of lint makes you that squeemish .. then you dont deserve to get laid ..
mohana8888 0
My guess is that he's gay anyway and is making excuses.