Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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AReasonToBitch 0
loser
skyeyez9 25
That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.
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Comments (199)
fionawade 0
Would have made sense if you were trying to show off for a guy. Women would just think you're an idiot.
MetalmaidenDeth 0
You totally deserve it for thinking she is "hot" when in fact you have no idea if she was hot or cold. Idiot hot is a temperature.
womblebat 2
doing crap like that is more likely to turn a girl away then get their attention, well done on crashing though!
aaronjc 1
OP deserves it for being a dumb ass.
kbaker90 0
Doing a turn in your truck is not impressive. At all.
koolaidkid16 0
perfect example of a douchebag.
imagineapc 11
You deserve it for being retarded. I hope your car is totalled, really.
erinbetchhh 0
Why do guys always think girls are impressed by how they drive? We could really careless as long as you don't get us into a crash!
hhheeeyyyooo 0
ya some guys are just clueless as to how to impress a girl. YDI
elhefeweizen 0
OP you really should pray that you go faster next time your car eats brick with you in it. You are supremely retarded thinking your Yugo could do anything like that