Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML
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noobgang7 5
wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy
maskedman 9
If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.
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Comments (283)
BlueTwist89 0
o.o soon to be father of my baby...Anyway, FYL.
paul924 0
looks like it's time to find a new father for the baby, hopefully the next one went to school and actually LEARNED health
maskedman 9
If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.
Zills 0
lol that wording was perfect.
pitbullmom 0
lmao I just about shot soda out of my nose, that's awesome
clxjames 0
YDI, give him a freaking back run
TheAbsentOne 0
Yes, give him a back run.. Whatever that may be :P
cjsmommy04 0
My babies daddy did the same thing. We didn't last long after that.
KandV 0
dang! he is the selfish one!
a_peyton 3
True - maybe you should talk to him about it. Or at least hit him with something.
kristen_lesli 0
that's probably how she got prenant in the first place xD
devin13 0
you chose to screw him it's your fault
aenemadreamer 0
i bet anything your 16 or some sh**
xHabsfanx 0
Yeah I agree with 33. I bet that poor baby was a mistake and it will grow up to have psycho parents. Poor thing, buy hey maybe you can put it for adoption.
monkye_fml 0
You'd probably be better off raising this baby on your own. eff him and find a nice guy who actually wants kids and tell the kid he's the father.