Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my brother asked me what I want for my birthday, so I said that we could just hang out. He told me I should ask for something more realistic, like a gift card. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
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Top comments
CaptMurdock 25
What a brat. Maybe you should show him what a real punch feels like.
da_dork 9
Wow, I hate when parents never believe you when it involves a younger sibling in tears.
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Comments (102)
GRgoldfish 19
$*&%ing A man! I am so sick of hearing of these parents not believing there kids! when I was still living at home I was good kid and my little sister would try to pin just about every thing you could possibly imagine on to me! when my patents fond out they eventually stopped believing her. so its so @#&%ed up that you just take the little brats side. best of luck op
kammii16 4
Smart kid!! I give him that!
guci101 14
This kid knows how to work the system!
caitlinjadee 8
Little kids and what they can get away with.....
NichEzec 4
but hey, he is the one getting hurt!
whyuacactus 4
Gah, I hate it when kids freaking do that shit
ssvaghasia 5
lol i used to do stuff like this when i was young. And the funny part is that my parents believed me too over my brother
smartjaguargurl 17
This makes me so glad I'm an only child...
jadevv 12
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Alyxi 20
I have to step daughters and they get like this So often. Thankfully they both have their little tells (one, for some strange reason, has an itchy right hand when she lies and the other always chews her bottom lip on the left side as well as can only look me in the eyes without smiling when she's lying...e have no idea why but it's one of her tells). As for me and my brother, if there as a fight we Both just got into trouble no matter who did what. We learned real quick to just stay out of eachother's way, now we're the best of friends (admittedly i'm in my 30's and he's in his 20's now)