Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my brother asked me what I want for my birthday, so I said that we could just hang out. He told me I should ask for something more realistic, like a gift card. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
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Top comments
CaptMurdock 25
What a brat. Maybe you should show him what a real punch feels like.
da_dork 9
Wow, I hate when parents never believe you when it involves a younger sibling in tears.
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Comments (102)
lostribe 3
So next time, do it.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Wow. Brat much? Also, it's your phone, why should you have to give it to him 'because he wants to play on it?'
Bludmagnus 13
Punch him for real, and remind them they already punished you for it.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
I hope he left a mark on the wall
SanguineVisions 6
I had a somewhat similar issue a couple years back. The only computer in the house was the computer I hand built, which was in my room. My brother (21 y/o), demanded to use it to check his mail while we were feuding. I ended up being kicked out of my room for a couple hours.
KittehGrey 19
I am a middle child... Growing up I had both my older and my younger sister's do this type of shit... Most annoying thing ever...