Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
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peppy29 2
I think you should have looked. That's what I would've done.
redbluegreen 41
Everyone's gotta see naked girls sometime. But you could've [should've] asked a sales person if you've never bought Manga before. Or at least found one age appropriate. Sure you didn't get the color code, but you could always ask. Or flip through it. Or the old "ask her what her favorite is". At least you know she read it? I get books all the time when people are like, "Oh, you like fiction right? Here's these books about wizard-wannabes." I never read them.
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Comments (302)
Jakojan 4
222. most of the things you said are true but seriously... over reaction much? i mean for the love of god calm down. you dont have to be on constant PMS
XxFA1LxX 4
lucky sister.
kagexp 4
I don't know which is funniest. Your FML or the comments. (L)
hazelkee 0
who doesn't get hair down rhere? I strted getting hair there at 6
Ari_Aries39 0
hehe... next time, try Lucky Star or maybe Tokyo Mew Mew, that way there's no chance of there being any mix up ^-^ also, maybe you could ask someone who knows more about it to recommend some good shoujo if she like cuter things, or shounen if she likes fighting ^-^ but Lucky Star is the safest thing, it's cute and funny, so yeah! Nerdy-anime girl no one will pay attention to out! :3
Twix619 0
i wonder what 222 is like when he is happy
bentleyGCspeed 0
Well 222, what a nice completely ******* retarded speech. While anybody could throw a little bitch fit like yours over a goddamn MISTAKE (as you would write it), I'll just say as much contempt as you say you have for OP, is not nearly proportionate to how much the rest of us have for you. Idiotic prick.
sincerely331 0
222, Um nobody gives a **** about yur Manga addiction...yu seem pretty uptight about it, maybe yu jerk off to Manga since its such a big deal that yu have to call OP a moron & a son of a bitch. OP WAS being thoughtful, yu ignorant asshole. So what if he picked out the wrong ones, @ least he bought his sibling something out the kindness of his heart. Do us all a favor & kill yurself thanks!
originalname1234 0
you can buy Loli at bookstores??????? guess I'm never going on 4chan again
Volcan_fml 22
Prebuscent? Nice spelling.