Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
DynamicDave 11
It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off." Also, sitcom episodes never get old!
supmofukka 0
dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.
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Comments (57)
KurouTenshi 0
so are you ugly or fat? I never liked my ex getting naked for anything...it's horrendous LOL
halcap17 0
Then why did you date her????
xXStarlightXx 0
your boyfriends an asshole drop him for someone who will appreciate you wanting to get frisky at dny given time
luves_it 0
next time give him a bj. he can watch his show and will think ur being sexy. win for all!!
vitaminA 0
FYL. I rather have sex than watch a stoopid tv show or play videogames
PhillyFox 0
Maybe he wanted some time to relax and didn't want you climbing all over him?
namhowell 6
What's so great about being 1st? Especially when one just states that without actually commenting? And this FML is borrrrrrrring. Men have always behaved this way, not really anything new and unexpected.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh no, he wasn't in the mood for sex! Your life is ******! Contrary to popular belief, not every guy in the world wants sex every minute of the day. Also, Patton Oswalt stars in KoQ. Patton Oswalt is ******* amazing.
ojosverdes26 6
King of Queens > You
apfunction 0
he was in the middle of something, and you just up and started straddling him? I don't care if he's seen it a hundred times. and women...don't pretend you wouldn't be pissed if someone did that to you.
xoxstarfirexox13 0
he sounds like an asss!!!!!