Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
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Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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DynamicDave 11
It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off." Also, sitcom episodes never get old!
supmofukka 0
dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.
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Comments (57)
silentfog 0
fyl only in this situation because king of queens sucks
LemonStarship 5
Did you give him a blumpkin
scheme 0
XD winner
sjdjxjwn 0
haha
perdix 31
He probably read "1984" and thinks "teh gubbermint" is watching you through the TV? Was it a "King of Queens" episode where Leah Remini was still hot, or had she porked out? If it was when she was thin, your boyfriend was right, DO NOT try to compete with the HOT Carrie -- you will lose!
Blue_Coconuts 7
Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther! Auther!
HoesInaBox 0
Arthur*
Rota 0
When will these moron women realize that it's just annoying when they try to get between the man and the tv?
saaaammmmm 0
Probably when they decide to dump them.
Boddmon 0
How did you not realize that King of Queens is more important than you?
ElMundio87 0
god forbid he might actually want to watch that episode, you can have sex with him anytime :/
FweakofCydonia 40
He watched the episode multiple times....
needsmoresugar 0
My ex once asked if it could wait until after South Park. Which we were watching on DVD and could've been paused. Yeah, it was awhile until he got any after that.